Emilie de Ravin: Craig Kilborn Show
Transcribed by Shimmer Liz of Eternal Emilie
Craig: My next guest is from Australia, and was in town only a month before landing the Role of Tess Harding, on the hit Teen / Sci-fi show Roswell.
[Clip from "Ask Not" of Kyle walking in on Tess in his room plays]
Craig: Please welcome Emilie de Ravin
[Emilie comes out, hugs Craig and sits down]
Craig: it's good to see you
Emilie: it's good to see you too
Craig: Roswell, that's a kind of happening show
Emilie: [nodding] Yeah! [laughs]
Craig: Yeah, I can never tell who's an alien, and who's a human, and you know..
Emilie: Your not tuning in, on Monday nights are you Craig?
Craig: Yeah, probably, my first problem is I'm not watching the show enough.
Emilie: [laughs] It always helps to watch the show. Ok but no, ok there's four aliens..
Craig: Four...
Emilie: Yes
Craig: Are they all women?
Emilie: No, two of each, were meant to mate to keep our species alive
Craig: Oh, to mate or to mite? [making fun of her accent]
Emilie: mate, mate.
Craig: Now are you an alien?
Emilie: Yes, I'm an alien.
Craig: Yeah, because you seem all so human right now.
[laugher]
Emilie: Well, that's the deception I put on for the show, yeah.
Craig: and what is your, now this is the thing, now if I was an alien
Emilie: which you are
Craig: No I'm not, not even close,
Emilie: [softly and smiling] whatever..
Craig: I would want a cool special power, what is your special power?
Emilie: Oh we have many, it's very exciting.
Craig: ok, I'm ready
Emilie: Ok, we can..[laughs] we can, if you had coffee in there
[pointing to his mug] which it's, which is not coffee
Craig: Believe me, thats not coffee
Emilie: [laughs]
Craig: That's the home game of "The Late,Late show" right there
[laughter]
Emilie: [over the laughter] [trying to sniff the mug] I can smell it from here
Craig: [moving mug away] get away from that, your only 18, you can't drink.
Emilie: Drinking age in Australia, is 18.
Craig: Yeah, your not in Austraila now girlfriend.
Emilie: Anyway, my powers are.. That I can change objects,
Craig: You can change objects?
Emilie: Like if you broke, your body in half or something, I could put you back together if I felt like it
Craig: Really?
Emilie: Yeah,
Craig: Are you available on weekends?
[laughter]
Emilie: No, I have quite a schedule
Craig: quite busy? is that what you were going to say? Ok..
Emilie: [laughs]
Craig: I did want to ask you this, though, Your living in LA now, how do you go out, to the bars, and clubs, if your only 18, I wonder how you work that out..
Emilie: [smiles] hm, I wonder
[laughter]
Craig: Is it, no we can't talk about the fake ID's can we?
Emilie: What's that?
Craig: I don't know
Emilie: I've never... I don't know. Do they make them?
Craig: No, no
Emilie: oh, that's terrible
Craig: no, we don't make them here
Emilie: Oh that's awful.
[laughter]
Emilie: Oh, [leaning in to whisper] you can't get me one of them?
Craig: No, I want to quiz you on something though, from Australia, I love Australia, I've been there, as many times, as I've watched Roswell
[laughter]
Emilie: [smiling] You are full of crap [hits his desk lightly]
Craig: And..I want to see if you can name, all the marsupials [holds up a picture]
Emilie: I even know what sort of marsupial it is. The breed
Craig: Really? go ahead
Emilie: Yeah. It's a red Kangaroo
Craig: [makes a "ooo" sound]
Emilie: Mainly sighted, in the northern territory
Craig: These are only in Australia right?
Emilie: that's right, and there mean
Craig: What's this? [holds up another picture]
Emilie: That's a Koala, it's not a Koala bear, it's a Koala
Craig: Have you seen these pictures before? your supposed to like struggle, have you seen these?
Emilie: Well, I've seen the animals
Craig: Oh this one, you might not get [holds up another picture]
Emilie: It's a Wombat
Craig: Wow, it's correct, she's right
Emilie: Yeah but see, I'll bet you never.. [grabs photo from his hand, turning it around to see the names of the animals on the back]Look..[snorts and laughs pointing to it] This is in case I get it wrong
Craig: [takes picture back] yeah.. [puts up another picture of Crocodile Dundee] What's that, yeah who the hell is that?
[laughter]
Emilie: [laughs] I know who it is! I know who it is! it's Paul Hogan
Craig: Is that his name?
Emilie: isn't it? [shrugs]
Craig: [holds up another picture]
Emilie: That's a goldfish, I think
Craig: Is this from Australia? Or maybe this was in the wrong pile
Emilie: I think it's like a multinational thing, am I right?
Craig: goldfish? [looks on the back of the picture] Yep!
Emilie: [gives a thumbs up and laughs]
Craig: You were good
Emilie: I'm so smart, you have no idea..[gives a dramatic look]
Craig: Now do all the people in Australia, know about marsupials?
Emilie: There not all marsupials are they?
Craig: Oh, you were doing so well
Emilie: [laughs] yeah.
[laughter]
Craig: Yeah, but how did you know about the wombat, and the red kangaroo, so quick?
Emilie: They, just walk around
[laughter]
Craig: Yeah, to be honest there are some things that walk around, in the United States and I don't know what they are
[more laughter]
Emilie: Well, and there not animals
Craig: yeah and there not animals, yeah
Emilie: Especially in Hollywood.
Craig: I wanted to ask you, do you like it here? is it bazaar?
Emilie: It's quite bazaar, for starters you drive on the wrong side of the road, and I'm like sorry, that's just wrong [laughs]
Craig: I hope you've learned to go on the right side
Emilie: Oh yeah, yeah
Craig: Ok. Do you like the boys here? American men?
Emilie: I-I men, I.. hm
Craig: Maybe, I should say, do you like Men?
Emilie: [leans over laughing]
[whistles, and applause]
Emilie: [nodding] yeah [laughs] I'm sure if they were all, as nice as you Craig, I would have hooked up with quite a few by now.
[more whistles and applause]
Craig: does that mean, you haven't hooked up? what does 'hooked up' mean by the way?
Emilie: Isn't that some term you use over here?
Craig: I assume, but where I come from, it means you go out in the afternoon, and have a soda pop
Emilie: [smiling] that's it, that's right, and if your lucky they might buy you a burger.
[laughter]
Craig: that's right, so but the guys have treated you well?, wait someone told me, that they had been bothering you a bit, or asking you out in odd places..
Emilie: Oh yeah, yeah, but I guess that's..
Craig: like where's a weird place?
Emilie: Staples [laughs]
[laughter]
Craig: What, the store?
Emilie: Like, I'm buying, computer paper, and "let me take it" I'm like "No, No!"
Craig: Is this, the clerk of the store? or is it just some guy..
Emilie: Well, first it was the clerk, he's like getting me a cart, and I'm like "No I can get it myself, it's ok" and then this random, hippie guy, comes up and is like [hippie guy voice and snapping fingers] "Hey dude what's happening?"
[laughter]
Emilie: And I'm like [fake smile and small chuckle] heh.
[laughter]
Craig: he's calling you a dude..
Emilie: no, I'm like "See you later man" he's like [New York accent] "Oh you don't want any help shopping there?" I'm like "no I'm fine." Yeah it's just very strange.
Craig: Well you know what, I was going to go to Staples Saturday night, but I'm going to stay home
[laughter]
Craig: you scared me, off from Staples
[more laughter]
Emilie: Why would anyone come up to you?
Craig: me?
[crowd boo's and awe's]
Craig: Guys, she's kidding, this is our old friend..from...Roswell
Emilie: [leaning forward clapping hands laughing] New Mexico
Craig: I bought you a gift, Young lady
Emilie: Oh, now I know where...Oh!
Craig: This is a "Thomas Guide" in case you get lost
Emilie: does it tell me which side of the street to drive on?
[laughs]
Craig: Yeah it tells you that, and this is my number in case you get lost
[loud applause,cheers and whistles]
Emilie: [yelling over applause] but wait, your money sucks too
Craig: What? were out of time, whats wrong, you don't like our money?
Emilie: no your money sucks [pulls out Australian money] this is Australian money, see we can identify by color. Isn't that smart?
Craig: Oh I see color..what is this.. Pinkish, that's kind of a, fuchsia, yeah fuchsia.
Emilie: well anyway, I just don't like the money here
Craig: I like our money, I don't know if I carry any, I don't usually carry a lot
Emilie: You don't carry anthing
Craig: [pulls out a few hundred dollar bills] I like our money, our money looks great
Emilie: [laughs]
[whistles, cheers, and applause]
Emilie: [holds up her money to his] Oh come on, what looks better? come on! It's no competition..
Craig: I'll keep mine [puts it away]
Emilie: I'll keep mine [puts her's away]
Craig: Pleasure meeting you..
Emilie: Pleasure meeting you [shakes his hand]
Craig: Your a very nice young lady, good luck to you
Emilie: Your a very nice young man
Craig: [smiling] Thank you..big hand for Emilie de Ravin [cheers and applause]
Emilie: Thank you!
